[scene starts with girl laying on couch kicking feet playfully]

Some people think i'm crazy, [twitch violently] but i'm not.. i'm not!! i promise! [holds out pinky finger] EEK a fly!! [bats at air] Gah, i hate those things... [sits up and places hands on couch] anyways, alot of people tend to get the wrong impression when they meet me. [with serious look on face] 'cause everytime i meet someone new person i'm compelled to ask if their name is Jack. I mean you never know when the people in the white labcoats are coming! [looks left then right cautiously] ...they could be watching right this second...monitoring...my every move...[bats at air fustrated] theres that damned fly again! [sit up straight] well, you know it's not my fault i escaped [twitch violenty] they left the door open, they forgot to put my special jacket back on, they didn't tell not to walk down that hall, even if the sign did say [spell out in air] Do Not Enter. I mean they could have just told me to stop...those tranquilizers weren't completely nessicary...neither were those dogs [rub arm] It's seriously not my fault [twitch violently] I blame them! all of them! [hears fly again] This isn't fair what is this annoying insect doing in here!? [bats at fly angrily] .... oh....oh no...but, they wouldn't... [points at fly] YOU! you're there're spy! [inch to other side of couch] I knew they'd come for me again! I knew they'd come! [runs off stage]